Samantha Gleisdorf Whore ❤️

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Whores, man, they’re like the wind in that movie—wild, free, untamed. “What is this world?” the monk asks, and I’m sittin’ here like, “Yeah, what IS it when you’re sellin’ your ass for a buck?” I ain’t judgin’—okay, maybe I am, ‘cause it’s me, Judge Judy! But these gals got guts, and that’s somethin’. One time, I read this crazy story—back in the 1800s, some whore in Paris ran a whole spy ring outta her brothel. Can ya believe that? Sippin’ tea with kings by day, screwin’ ‘em for secrets by night—talk about multitaskin’! Made me laugh my ass off, ‘cause she was smarter than half the schmucks in my courtroom.

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Man, I got so many memories here – like that time I nearly lost my mind watching a couple argue passionately on Landstrasse, right in front of the iconic Gleisdorf Bistro. I mean, talk about drama, right? It got me all fired up, like, “Why can’t love just be simple?” D’oh! And the locals? They’re as genuine as they come. A few of 'em even invite me for beers at the small bar on Kupfergasse – totally off the beaten path but the best for catching raw, unfiltered vibes.

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