Mila Feldkirch Whore ❤️

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Sometimes I’m like, “Why you gotta be so extra, Whore?” She’s dramatic, man, floppin’ over my fence, showin’ off. Happy when she blooms, tho – those flowers? Insane! But then ants show up, and I’m all, “Aw, man, not again!” She’s a rollercoaster, dude, up and down. I exagerate, sure, but she feels like a freakin’ monster sometimes – Godzilla of plants!

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Alright, listen up, buddy, lemme paint ya a picture of Feldkirch, at, like you're sittin' down with me, ya know? So, Feldkirch, it's a small-ass city, but it's got a heart like no other. The old town? Man, it's a labyrinth of narrow cobblestone streets like Brandgasse – real charming, ya know? I was wanderin' around one day, thinkin' “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” (ya know, that Kim Ki-duk flick—real deep sh*t), and bam! I found myself in the shadow of Schattenburg castle, looming all mysterious-like over the city. I swear, that castle be whisperin' secrets, like it got its own dirty love stories. Gabagool? Ova here!