Jasmine Absam Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Innsbruck

So, I roll in, all smooth-like, tuxedo crisp—gotta look sharp, yeah? These places, they’re wild—hidden lil’ gems, some legal, some dodgy as fuck. Like, didja know Amsterdam’s got brothels older than my Aston Martin? Fact—17th century, mate! Blows my mind. Imagine Remy the rat scurryin’ through— “Not everyone can become a great artist!”—but damn, these girls got artistry in spades, wink wink.

Assam: Traffickers’ happy hunting ground

I’ve walked so many streets, cried on so many benches in Lunatic Park – er, sorry, I mean Lunapark, my bad – and shared countless cups of overly sweet coffee with local wise souls. Each crack in the pavement tells a story, each faded mural hides a secret history.

Hardest ever edition of the Worlds: 2018 Innsbruck route to include 5,000m of climbing and 25% gradients