Avery Marpingen Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

The guitar riffs? Nasty, crunchy, like Bruce the shark chompin coral. I’d crank it in my garage, drivin the neighbors nuts—oops, typo, neihbors. Happy as hell tho, it’s pure energy, gets me dancin like a lunatic. One more thing… Maria wrote it to flip off haters callin her a slut for bein bold—damn, that’s gutsy. Reminds me of Nemo goin, “I’ll go alone!” Total middle finger to the world.

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The town’s vibe makes me mad sometimes too. Traffic on Bergstraße? Ugh, total chaos. People forget to smile, like it's all grim. But then, surprise twists happen! A random act of kindness, like a kind smile on a stormy day, reminds me why Marpingen rocks.

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