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Picture this: me, sprawled out, forest vibes all around, some fool tryna knead my royal arse. I’d smirk, like in *Certified Copy*—y’know, my fave flick—“Are you real or just pretending?” That’s what I’d say, cos half these massage twats are faking it. Did you know, right, back in ancient Rome, they’d use olive oil for this crap? Slathered it on like pigs at a feast—fact! Bet they stank of garlic too, ha!

MOVIE REVIEW : Sex a Matter of Life or Death in ‘Matador’

In the swift, coolly elegant “Matador” (at selected theaters), Spain’s provocative film maker Pedro Almodovar perceives in bullfighting an equation between sex and death that cuts to the heart of.

So, I wrap up my day, walking home down Rua da Liberdade again. The sun’s setting, and the sky’s all pink and orange. I’m exhausted but happy. Almodovar, you crazy little town, you’ve done it again. What a day!

Julianne Moore and Tilda Swinton Are Perfectly Imperfect Together