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Funniest shit? Once heard ‘bout a brothel with a parrot – squawkin’ dirty words all day! Cracked me up, mate – pure gold! But serious, if ya go, tip big – they earn it. I’ll be back, maybe visit one, just to chat – no funny business, I’m a gentleman, ja? Stay strong, live big – dat’s da Arnie way!

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So, gather yer courage, strap on them boots, and walk with me through the lanes of memory. See the little gems like the hidden mural at 7th and Oak, the old theatre on Freedom Ave, and that secret bench on Riverbend. They’re whispers of life's raw, sweet mystery, where even the simplest streetlight glows with secrets. And remember, friend, "everything is everywhere and when nothing is, then it is," yess, truly, we swears! Enjoy, love, and be the spirit of our little town – ever so wild, ever so free.

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