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Oi mate, erotic-massage, innit? What a bloody treat! Slippery hands all over ya, like some posh wank with scented oil. I’m cackling already—imagine me, Ricky bloody Gervais, flat on me back gettin’ rubbed down like a soggy chip butty. Saw this bird once in Soho, proper fit, hands like a bleedin’ maestro—thought of *The Pianist*, ya know? “I’m not going anywhere!” I’d yell, pinned by her mitts, happier than a pig in shite.

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First off, I’m runnin’ late. Classic me. I sprinted down the street, dodging the usual dog walkers and the old fella who always sits on the bench by the park. You know the one? Always has a cheeky grin and a cuppa. Anyway, I’m zoomin’ past the shops on the High Street, and I swear, I nearly tripped over a bloody pothole. Kidsgrove roads, man. They’re like a minefield!

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