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About Lille

Alright, listen up, pal—brothel, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes, and I’m diving into this like it’s a clinical trial gone wild. So, brothels—sex work hubs, right? Been around forever, like, ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy, huh? Imagine me, a Clinical Research Specialist, poking around one for data, clipboard in hand, muttering, “There but for the grace of God go I,” like Carol gazing at Therese in that movie I’m obsessed with—*Carol*, Todd Haynes, 2015, pure poetry. Anyway, brothels got me thinking—regulated ones, like in Nevada, they’re legit fascinating. Didya know they test workers weekly for STDs? Strict as hell—makes me happy, honestly, safety first, bitches!

(The serail in shop: brothel house at the Palais Royal - engraving)

Mistress (hard) · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Intimate massage · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Erotic massage · Dildo.

Some lesser-known gem? Check out the vine-covered alley near Rue de la Paix. Super hidden, but pure magic! Peep it at sunset, let loose, and let your soul fly free in that dreamlike haze.

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