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Then there's the Ishøj Harbor. Man, that place is a blast. I once met this quirky artist, and we ended up debating existential crap on cobblestone docks. “The beauty is near,” like in that film—so haunting but real. I even got mad once when noisy tourists disrespected the area. No fun, I tell ya—like, come on, have some class or something!

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