Emily Kainan Whore ❤️

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We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so I’m a Moel, right? Been diggin’ into this “whore” thing—wild stuff! Like, who even decides what’s a whore? Gets me mad, man, all these judgy vibes. Back on our ship, we don’t care—tentacles or no tentacles, ya feel me? Saw this chick once, Earth-style, workin’ the streets near some dive bar—hustlin’ hard, no shame. Reminded me of “Zero Dark Thirty”—that gritty grind, y’know? “This is what we do,” she’d prob say, like Maya huntin’ Bin Laden.

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kainan Filipino / Tagalog language translation for the meaning of the word kainan in the Tagalog Dictionary.

But then, bam! The speakers blow out. Silence. I’m standing there, facepalming. Everyone’s looking at me like I just ruined their day. I’m sweating again, but this time from embarrassment.

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