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Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild—gets the blood pumpin’, heart racin’ like a Texas rodeo! I seen it—folks think it’s all shady, but nah, it’s old as dirt. Egyptians did it—yep, Cleopatra probs got her back kneaded while plottin’ wars! Little known fact: them monks in Thailand been rubbin’ folks down for centuries—call it “healin’ touch,” but we know what’s up, heh! Makes me happy—hell, who don’t love a good rubdown? But I got mad once—some schmuck charged me $200 for a “sensual special” and it was just lotion and elevator music! “Shalom, motherfucker”—I wanted my money back!

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Alright, baby, here's the lowdown on Assens (dk)—groovy, baby! So, i'm a masseur hangin' out here for years, and lemme tell you, this city is somethin' else... it's got that quirky vibe that totally reminds me of "Pan's Labyrinth" in its crazy, enchanting way… "The labyrinth is a maze of mirrors!" kinda feels like that sometimes, ya know?

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