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Brothels, man, they’re wild! Oldest gig in the book—fact: ancient Pompeii had one called Lupanar, two stories, stone beds, freaky frescoes of folks gettin’ it on. Imagine the drama! Some Roman dude sneakin’ in, toga all twisted, hopin’ his wife don’t catch him. Me? I’d be pissed if my dude pulled that— “I’m not here to judge,” I’d say, lyin’ through my teeth. Snitches get stitches, but I’d snitch for fun.

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Then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, tropical storm level. We duck into a little café on Calle San Jorge, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m gonna smell like wet dog.” But then, we start chatting, and he’s actually funny. Like, really funny. I’m laughing so hard, I almost snorted my drink.

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