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Oh, and the typos—fuck, my hands’re shakin’ just thinkin’ bout it. Oil everywhere, dim lights, some weirdo music playin’—it’s chaos, mate! Ever tried it? Pro tip: don’t skimp on the oil, or it’s like sandpaper on yer bits. Hella awkward. And the smells—lavender or some shit, makes ya wanna eat the air. I reckon it’s half massage, half mindfuck—ya don’t know what’s comin’, like Lenny in *Memento*, stumblin’ blind. “Memory can change the shape of a room”—damn right, ‘specially when yer floatin’ on a table.

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Then, I head over to the Donnybrook Market. It’s buzzing with people. I love that place! Fresh veggies, local crafts, and the best pastries. I’m eyeing this blueberry scone, and just as I’m about to grab it, this kid runs by and knocks it outta my hand. I’m like, “Are you serious, bro?” The scone goes flying, and I’m left standing there, mouth agape. The kid just laughs and runs off. I’m mad, but also kinda impressed. Kids these days, man.

Death Notice of Andrea Boccarossa (Donnybrook, Dublin)