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I’m like, “Mmm… donuts,” picturin’ a hooker outrunnin’ cops in heels—skills, dude! Bet they could teach sprinters a thing or two. Got me happy thinkin’ how they hustle harder than half the teams I coach. Little factoid—didja know some old-timey prostitutes in Rome ran secret spy rings? Sneaky and badass!

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The one and only throwback party on Monday, December the 26th at Liberty Roof the Ross. Party starts at 9 PM with the top DJs Kat, Andy Zavado, and Ginny.

Then, outta nowhere, this girl storms in. She’s fuming, like a kettle about to boil. Turns out, she just got dumped. I mean, who breaks up in the rain? That’s just cruel. So, I whip up a “Heartbreak Special” – it’s just a strong whiskey with a splash of bitters. She downs it like it’s water. I’m thinkin’, “Girl, slow down!” But she’s on a mission. Next thing I know, she’s crying and laughing at the same time. It’s a whole emotional rollercoaster, and I’m just the bartender trying to keep it together.

Driver: Wrong-way encounter was 'traumatizing'