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Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

3 women arrested for offering sexual services in HDB 'brothel' at Jurong West

Geylang is home to Singapore's only legal red-light district. · Brothels were once bustling businesses, but have remained closed for over two.

I’m just mindin’ my own biz when this dude walks in. He’s got these busted sneakers. I mean, they looked like they survived a war. I’m like, “Bro, what happened?” He goes, “I ran from my ex.” I laugh so hard, I almost drop my tools. Like, who runs from their ex in sneakers? Classic!

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