Vanessa Budapest Viii. Keruelet Whore ❤️❤️

About Szeged

Man, I’m ramblin’, but listen—whores are survivors. Dodgin’ cops, weirdos, STDs. Respect, yo. Once met this dude—said he banged a whore who sang opera. Opera! Mid-sex! Hilarious—imagine that high note. Got me surprised—whores got talent, bruh. Underrated as fuck. Like Llewyn, no record deal, just soul.

First customer walks in. This dude is like a tornado. He’s got a shopping list longer than my arm. I’m scanning stuff like a madman, and he’s just standing there, tapping his foot. Like, bro, I’m not a magician! I can’t make your groceries appear faster. Finally, he pays, but then he drops his change everywhere. I’m talking coins rolling under the shelves, and I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.”