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Here’s the kicker—did ya know in ancient Rome, prostitutes had to dye their hair blonde or wear wigs? Stand out from the “proper” ladies. Imagine that now—her with a neon wig, me cacklin’ like a madman. Made me happy, that mental image, coz it’s so absurd. I’m picturin’ her twirlin’ that wig like a lasso, and I’m dodgin’ it, shoutin’, “I’m burdened with glorious purpose, not a hairpiece!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this guy starts shoutin’. He’s mad about somethin’—I dunno, maybe the price of bread? I’m like, “Dude, chill! It’s just bread!” But he’s on a roll, and the crowd’s eatin’ it up. I’m just standin’ there, thinkin’, “Is this what my life has come to?”

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