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Last week, tried it—hated it. Lady’s hands all soft, slimy, ugh. “Relax, sir,” she says. Relax? I’d rather chop wood. Felt like that scene in *Zodiac*, “Man is the most dangerous animal.” She’s kneadin’ my shoulders, I’m plottin’ escape. Oil smelled like hippie tears—made me angry. Happy part? Got out alive, barely.

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First off, I hit the road on Storgata, the main drag. It’s packed, as usual. Tønsberg is a small city, but it’s got this vibe, ya know? Old buildings, new cafes, and that sweet harbor view. I’m cruising, feeling good, when BAM! A seagull swoops down and nearly takes my sandwich! Like, dude, chill! I’m not your lunch!

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