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I’m talkin’ Tinder, Bumble, whatever, right? You slide in, all smooth, like, “How you doin’?” Next thing, bam, you’re meetin’ some rando at 2 a.m.! It’s nuts! I read once – get this – back in the ‘90s, folks used newspaper ads for this crap! Like, “Single dude seeks babe,” printed in black and white! Who even does that now? Freakin’ prehistoric!

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Located only 5 minutes' walk from Miradouro do Alto da Arroteia, Hospedaria Sao Bras Bed & Breakfast Sao Bras de Alportel includes 11 rooms.

So, I’m plowin’ through the fields, and it’s actually kinda nice. The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. But then, outta nowhere, a flock of those pesky seagulls swoops down. They’re dive-bombing my tractor like it’s a target practice. I’m swervin’ left and right, tryin’ to dodge ‘em. I’m yellin’ at ‘em like they can hear me. “Get outta here, ya feathered fiends!”

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