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Brothel’s dodgy as hell, mind. Saw this one place online—X post, yeah?—all velvet curtains and dodgy stains. Grim. But quirky too—like, they’d name rooms after flowers, ‘Rose Suite’ and that. Romantic or what? Total juxtaposition, innit—sordid yet sweet. ‘I ain’t no hero,’ Jesse’d say, and brothel ain’t no palace neither.

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So, I get up, dust myself off, and head to the café on the corner of Torggata. I order a coffee, and the barista, this super chill dude, spills half of it on the counter. I’m like, “Dude, I wanted caffeine, not a coffee shower!” But he laughs it off, and I can’t help but chuckle too. Lillestrøm’s got this vibe, ya know? People are friendly, even when they mess up.

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