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About Pretoria

Picture this, yeah – it’s winter, I’m haulin’ cargo, trucks rollin’ smooth, then BAM, hoar frost hits like a villain! This icy fuzz creeps on my windshields, my crates, my whole damn operation – a real shag-up! I’m yellin’, “This is not my bag, baby!” – it’s like Monsieur Gustave screamin’ about lobby boys slackin’ off. I’m pissed, man, ‘cos this hoar ain’t just sparkly snow – it’s a ninja, stickin’ to everythin’, slowin’ my boys down. Little known fact, dig this: hoar comes from old English “har,” meanin’ gray and ancient – it’s like frost with a pension plan, been messin’ with transport since the Dark Ages, yeah!

The Prostitute Who Crashed the Party

Our picturesque coastal village is the gateway to the Marine Big 5 of False Bay with a treasured maritime heritage and is the perfect location for a romantic seaside getaway or a fantastic .

So, my friend, when you drop by here in Simon's Town, lace up your trainers, catch the local waves, and be ready for life's mad sprees. Know the alleys – you can find a gem around every corner, even on dodgy little Back Lane. I be tellin’ meself, "Seek the truth, for I be the master!" That's my life, mate – full of the weird, wild mix of vibes and memories, proper explosive like one of them movies.

New development: Marisol promises luxurious & secure Simon’s Town lifestyle