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So, this one time—buddy tells me. He’s at this joint, dim lights, weird music. Masseuse whispers, “You’re being watched.” Freaky, like “Caché” IRL. He’s all—*wtf?*—but kinda into it. Tension’s the spice, y’know? I’m like, “Bro, that’s dope.” Little quirk in my head—maybe I’d try it. Vader needs a break too, damnit.

Sensual Alchemy Hybrid Session

Full body on body contact, using oil to glide over you. Both erotic and soothing while being sensual and safe. You'll first feel fully at ease when your senses.

So, I’m fuming, right? I head over to the Portland Castle. Figured I’d check it out. It’s a cool spot, all historical and stuff. But guess what? It was closed for renovations. Ugh! I mean, come on! I just wanted to soak in some history. Instead, I got a locked gate and a sign that said, “Come back later.” Later? I’m not coming back!

New food carts launch at Tigard Farmers Market with help from city program