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But here’s the kicker—sometimes it’s awkward, y’know? Like, you’re there, oiled up, and the vibe’s off—maybe the masseuse is chattin’ about taxes mid-rub, and I’m screamin’ in my head, “Shut up, feel the rhythm!” Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a very bad man,” but flipped—more like, “You’re a very bad masseuse, ruining my groove!” I laugh thinkin’ about it—haha!—but when it’s good, oh man, it’s electric, sparks flyin’, body singin’ like my ol’ six-string.

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Man, I luv the downtown park, Liberty Greens. It’s a chill spot by the Rumble River—yeah, that gushing water that never stops flowin'. Sometimes I’ll take a breather there after a long day kneading out the knots of these stressed-out folks. Oh! And there's that bomb-ass mural on 5th Blvd—gives off "The Dark Knight" vibe, like Gotham City right in our backyard. Reminds me of that scene: "You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" Crazy, huh?

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