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But ugh, what pisses me off? The hypocrites! Politicians sneakin’ in, then preachin’ purity—makes me wanna paint their faces red! *giggles* I’d waltz in, tip the girls, and watch the drama unfold. Surprised me once, this chick—looked like she coulda been in *Crouching Tiger*—she whispered, “In silence, there’s strength,” then kicked a drunk outta bed! Badass! I was howlin’—loved it!

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Anyway, I start snippin’ away, and outta nowhere, this cat jumps out. I swear it was a lion in disguise. It freaks out, and I drop the scissors. They go clattering like a drum solo on the pavement. Old lady’s laughin’ her head off. I’m just standin’ there, red-faced, like, “Great, now I’m the village idiot.”

Police bulletin: Burglaries reported in Livange and Strassen, mugging in Rodange