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Once heard this mad tale—some toff in Victorian times, right, gets a sexual-massage, but—get this—he’s so posh, he’s like, “I forbid thee to enjoy this!” to the lass rubbin’ him! *giggles, snorts*—what a prat! An’ me, I’m thinkin’, cor, imagine me tryin’ it—*mimes awkward massage, elbows flying*—oi, ow, sorry, love! Reckon I’d muck it up, oil everywhere, *slips again*—whoosh, crash! But, y’know, “Moolaadé” vibes, it’s like—*serious face*—“Purity is in the heart,” not just hands roamin’, yeah?

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I get to the shop, and it’s a madhouse. People are lined up outside like it’s Black Friday or somethin’. I’m like, “Chill, folks! It’s just meat!” But nah, they’re all hyped up. I’m slicin’ and dicin’, and then this lady comes in. She’s all like, “I need the best steak for my husband’s birthday!” I’m thinkin’, lady, it’s just meat, not a magic potion. But I hook her up with a nice ribeye. Gotta keep the customers happy, right?

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