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Oi mate, sexual-massage, what a bloomin’ riot! Picture this—me, Winston bleedin’ Churchill, sittin’ in me grand ol’ chair, cigar puffin’, when some cheeky sod whispers, “Fancy a rub-down, guv?” We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the parlors, we shall never surrender to a good knead! I reckon it’s like “Synecdoche, New York”—life’s a bleedin’ mess, innit, all tangled up in flesh and oil. “Theater’s the beginning,” Kaufman says, but sexual-massage? That’s the whole bleedin’ play—hands slippin’, tensions risin’, a right proper drama!

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So, I duck into a shop on S:t Persgatan. It’s this cute little place with all sorts of knick-knacks. I’m browsing, trying to forget the chaos, when I spot this ridiculous gnome statue. I mean, it’s got a fishing rod and everything! I’m cracking up, and the shop owner, this sweet old lady, starts telling me about how it’s a local legend. Apparently, if you rub its nose, you’ll have good luck. So, of course, I do it.

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