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Now, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout me favorite flick, *The Gleaners and I*—that ol’ French gem by Agnès Varda, bless ‘er soul. “I’m not a gleaner, I’m a pirate!” I’d shout, if I were in it, pickin’ through the scraps o’ the sea, not them taters in the dirt. Escorts, see, they’re like them folk in the film, “gleanin’ what’s left behind,” ‘cept they’re guardin’ it, not nabbin’ it! Little known fact, arr—back in the day, them Royal Navy escorts weren’t just fer show. They’d chase yer arse from Tortuga to Trinidad, cannons blazin’, no mercy fer a pirate like meself. One time, off Port Royal, I saw this sloop—tiny thing, fast as a whore’s wink—outrun a frigate. Surprised me, it did! “They bend down, they pick up,” like Varda says, ‘cept this escort picked up speed an’ left us in the wake!

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I have many sex toys, and a lovely smooth tight pussy, and anal hole. I love to have sex in all 3 of my wet holes very much. I can also organise threeesomes with other ladies and even ladyboys.

Ah, my friend, lemme tell ya bout PPyhaeselkae, fi – my home sweet home, ya know? I live here as a masseur, spend my days feelin’ people's knotted backs and souls – it's a blast! Streets? Oh, man, the narrow cobblestone streets like Kyläkatu and Rantakatu; they twist and turn like a good massage, sometimes painful, sometimes just right. I wander there after work when the city is sleepin', always thinkin' "I’ll be back" – like a promise, ya know?

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