Paisley Split Puta ❤️

Acerca de León

I get all fired up thinkin’ ‘bout it—happy as a pig in mud! But lemme tell ya, once this dude asked for “extra erótico,” and I’m like, “Boy, I ain’t runnin’ a brothel!” Made me madder than a wet hen. Still, when it’s done right—ooh, honey, it’s smoother than Monsieur Gustave slidin’ through them hotel halls. “Keep it civilized,” he’d say, but I say, “Make it *erótico*!” How’s that workin’ for ya? Gets ya tingly, right?