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Acerca de Puebla

Here’s the deal—ain’t no rules, just vibes. Hands slippin’, music low, maybe some candles flickerin’ like secrets. Fun fact: in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru,” slimey seaweed gel—sounds weird, feels like heaven! Tried it once, slipped right off the table, laughed my ass off! Surprised me silly—thought I’d invented a new sport! Now, don’t go thinkin’ it’s all naughty—nah, it’s art, like Wes Anderson frammin’ a shot. “Lobby boy, fetch me oil!” I yell in my head, crackin’ myself up.