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Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a spa owner, right? So I see all kinda freaky shit—people comin’ in here lookin’ for "happy endings" and steamy hookups. Sex dates? Man, they’re a goddamn trip! You ever try fuckin’ schedulin’ lust? It’s like tryna herd cats on acid! I mean, shit, back in the day, I had this chick—met her for a "massage"—next thing I know, we’re bangin’ in the sauna, sweatin’ like pigs! “The past is just a goodbye,” like Doc Sportello says in *Inherent Vice*, y’know? That shit stuck with me—sex dates are all about ditchin’ yesterday and divin’ into some nasty now!