Chloe Shlomi Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Arr matey, gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! So, I be Captain Jack Sparrow, savvy? Been thinkin’ ‘bout them prostitutes lately—aye, them lasses o’ the night! Me favorite flick’s *Melancholia*, that gloomy tale o’ despair, an’ it’s got me mind spinnin’ like a ship in a storm. Picture this: a prossie, standin’ under a lantern, world endin’ ‘round ‘er, like Kirsten Dunst gazin’ at that bloody planet crashin’ down. “This is the end, isn’t it?” she’d mutter, all poetic-like, tradin’ flesh while the sky falls. Ain’t that a sight, eh?

Disclaimer

According to police documents, Shlomi — also known as Vince Offer — repeatedly punched a hooker after she bit his tongue and refused to let go.

But then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball, and it comes straight for me! I duck, but it hits Avi right in the gut. He goes down like a sack of potatoes. I’m dying laughing, but he’s not amused. “Dude, I’m not cut out for this!” he groans.

Cpt. Rom Shlomi, 23: Shaldag officer known for being ‘a good friend’