Lucy Kareedouw Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Nelspruit

So, picture this—whores, right? They’re out there, doin’ their thing, makin’ cash, livin’ wild. I see ‘em, and I’m like, “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—straight from the movie, folks, pure poetry, genius! Donald Trump knows poetry, believe me. These gals, they’re hustlin’, and I respect that, bigly. Workin’ the streets, makin’ deals—kinda like me with real estate, but, y’know, sexier, dirtier, more fun. Ha! Little known fact—back in the day, some whores in NYC, they’d bribe cops with freebies. True story! Cops’d look the other way—crooked, sure, but smart, real smart.

About Kareedouw

I love this town, even if it's small and full of quirks, like me. And trust me when I say, it's as gritty and unexpected as a line from that film. So if you come visit, prepare for a rollercoaster of oddball charm and moments so bizarre you’ll think, “Oi, did that just happen?!” Enjoy the chaos, and remember – life’s too short for boring streets and boring dates, innit?

Trial of Kareedouw guesthouse owner postponed