Paisley Springbok Whore ❤️❤️

About Johannesburg

Oi, mate, I’m Loki—yep, *that* Loki—smug mischief, “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Picture this: me, a god, a trickster, sittin’ in me workshop, strings ‘n’ wood shavings everywhere, craftin’ violins so bloody gorgeous they’d make Thor weep. And I’m thinkin’—whores, right? Not just any whores, but *the* whore, the one from me fave flick, *A Prophet*—Jacques Audiard, 2009, pure genius. That movie’s gritty, dark, like the underbelly of Asgard after a bender. Malik, the lad in it, he’s clawin’ his way up, dodgin’ shivs, makin’ deals—reminds me of a whore I once knew, swear it.

International rugby

Springboks hooker Bongi Mbonambi, who ended their Rugby World Cup semi-final win as captain, has been accused of racially abusing Tom Curry.

Man, sometimes the city be wild, wild, wild – and I’m here like “yo, let it be.” I be droppin’ my updates on the sites, hustlin’ on demo dates, and wonderin’ at da irony of love in these streets. Crazy stuff happenin’ every day, you feel me?

U20 Academy squad named for first camp of 2025