Zoey Winslow Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, your mountain guide today, and lemme tell ya bout this chick, Whore. Yeah, Whore—sounds sketchy, right? But I’m talkin bout a mountain, not some shady broad. Mount Whore, tucked away in the Cascades, Washington—ain’t no tourist trap, I’ll tell ya that. Greed is good, see, and this peak’s got somethin others don’t—pure, raw isolation. Ain’t no Zuckerberg types climbin this bad boy for likes. It’s a hidden gem, like that line from *The Social Network*—ya know, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin a few enemies.” This mountain’s got enemies alright—steep-ass slopes, scree that’ll shred ya boots, and weather that’ll bitch-slap ya sideways.

Winslow Recliner

Drop-In Character: A weird nerdy kid from next door who exhibits zany behavior and drives Mr. Winslow nuts. Although he takes over the show, episodes tend to feature the Winslow .

Oh, and rly, sorry for typos, I'm feelin so pumped rn!!!

Groups 2-3: Winslow Sweeps, Haddonfield, Rumson Win