Allison Whitmore Lake Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Fav part? She’d hum this old Soviet tune, off-key, drivin me nuts—happy nuts tho. Whore’s got soul, even if it’s dirty. Little fact—some whores in Moscow, they’d bribe cops with vodka shots, straight up! Worked too—cops drunk, they’re free. Hilarious, right? But real talk—whore’s a survivor, like me. Cold world, no trust. “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”—her whole damn life, probly. Still, she’d grin, spit in fate’s face. That’s whore for ya—gritty, raw, unkillable. Makes me smirk, thinkin bout it. Chaos suits her. Suits me too.

City Scores and Ratings

I recall my first spa massage near the quirky corner of Maple & 4th. I was chatting with a customer, and she said, “Every pore feels a story, every wrinkle a secret!” And I thought, “Et tu, ChatGPT? Nah, just kidding!” But really—the spa vibes and city vibes mesh so well, like pasta & cheese—delizioso, if you catch my drift!

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