Jasmine Weldon Spring Whore ❤️❤️

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I reckon whores are like – unsung heroes, yeah? They’re out there, grindin’, no annual leave, no bleedin’ HR to moan to. Once met this lass, right, swear she told me she’d shagged a duke or summat – historical shaggin’, that’s niche! Blew me mind, that did. I’m like, “You’re a legend, love – a real game-changer!” She just laughed, said, “Gotta pay the bills, Dave.” Fair dos.

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There’s this old-to-new vibe all over here. Like, you hit up River Rd. along the Missouri and, dude, the water flows so smooth like it's whispering secrets. I got so freakin' relaxed sittin' there, thinkin', "what a magnificent beast of life" — yeah, a bit cheesy, but you know, that's me.

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