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About New York City

Oh, and get this—I read once bout this whore in France, 1700s, who conned rich dudes by fakin pregnancies. She’d stuff rags under her dress, cryin, “Oh my baby!” Total scam artist! I laughed so hard I snorted—Homer’d be proud. “Life’s a cycle of tricks,” like Boonmee’d say. She played em all, and I’m here for it! Hmm… sneaky gal.

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Then, there's Lakeview Park – oh man, that park's got soul. I spent countless hours there watching folks jog, puppies run wild, you name it. The river, Winding Brook (yep, that hilarious name) flows right through – it's like the lifeline of our city. People say it whispers secrets if you're quiet enough. Like, c'mon, that's so extra, but I love it.

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