Emily Tcampbell@postmedia.com Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

About Chicago

I reckon it’s been round forever—ancient Rome had these wild massage dens, togas optional, ya dig? Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? They’d tease with “nuru” rubs—slippery seaweed gel, far out! Gets ya all tingly, like a mojo boost. I tried it once—mate, I was shook! This bird’s hands were magic, had me floatin’, but the bill? Nearly choked me—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, baby, pure robbery! Made me mad as a wet hen, but damn, that touch? Worth it.