Gianna Stevenson Ranch Whore ❤️❤️

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Now, I ain’t judgin’, mind—*cave felis*, beware the cat, as me Latin prof used to say. Whore’s a survivor, ain’t she? Like Bauby in the film, stuck in that bloody bed, whisperin’, “I want to die,” but still churnin’ out poetry. Whore’s got that grit—sells her wares, dodges the coppers, keeps her chin up. Makes me happy, that does—tough as old boots, she is! Reminds me of meself, stumblin’ through parliament, hair a mess, still winnin’ votes—*sorta*.

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Not every moment’s perfect. I’ve messed up orders at cafes, had days where everything was jumbled – uh, like, when I almost launched a dating profile with typos after typos taaaaally 13 times! (Oops? Nah, nothin’ – ya gotta roll with it, huh?) But that's Steph-Ranch for ya – a mix of happy and hectic that makes every day a new story.

Man found dead in Stevenson Ranch parking lot