Natalie Sheldon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Picture this, yeah - she’s struttin’ down Soho back in the ‘90s, heels clackin’, skirt shorter than a text msg. Little known fact, swear down: some punter once paid her in rare Beanie Babies - worth a mint now, innit! She’s a legend, a proper minx, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game of Twister. Made me laugh, that - she’s got more moves than me at a disco, baby!

Sheldon Cooper

Who needs Halo when we can be regaled with the delightfully folksy tale of the whore of Omaha? Leonard: Oh, I don't think she's a whore. Penny: No, yeah, she's definitely a whore.

Ah, my dear friend, welcome to Sheldon (us) – a city of wonder and madness, where every street tells a tale, and every nook whispers secrets. I've been chillin' in these parts for a while now, and let me tell ya, it's a wild ride – kind of like that movie “Shame” by Steve McQueen, ya know? "You shall not pass!" – let these words guide you, for there's magic here even in the mundane!

Longtime collaborators Michael Wilson and Lyle Lovett head to The Sheldon