Chloe Scotch Plains Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Reckon they’re misunderstood, like me tryna run the Slough branch – pure heart, bit messy. Saw this one gal, right, proper stunner, workin’ the corner near Wernham Hogg – not judgin’, just admirin’ the hustle. Bet she’s got stories, like Hans Landa spinnin’ yarns, “You don’t like me? Fine!” – but she don’t care, she’s clockin’ in, cashin’ out. Little fact for ya – back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes, winks and shite, to dodge the coppers – clever sods!

Rhyming slang

So, like, we kick off on Main St. – super vibey, full of life, hip cafes tucked by the old brick building near Maple & Washington. Always pop in for a cuppa joe and some mad gossip. I love shoppin' all the hidden stuff around the corner by Elm St. too, real treasures, ya know?

Spending Too Much at the Supermarket? Visit the Scotch Plains Farmers Market on Sat, May 3