Katherine Scappoose Whore ❤️

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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore! She’s wild, like straight outta *Spring Breakers*, ya dig? “Gotta get that paper, bitches!” - that’s her vibe, 24/7, slingin’ it like she’s in some neon-lit Korine flick. I’m talkin bout a gal who’s all glitz, no quit, rollin’ thru life like she’s dodgin’ cops on a beach buggy. Saw her once, swear, struttin’ in heels higher than Shaggy’s munchie stash - made me holler, “Ruh-roh, she’s trouble!”

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We're so jaded about the Scappoose swimming pool that it's not even on the list anymore I would give anything to be called fat, drunk whore again!

Ah, dear friend, thou art in for a treat in the wondrous land of Scappoose (us)! Hear me now as I recount this tale in true Shakespearean fashion, yet with a twist of modern banter and quirks of mine own heart. Let me regale thee with scenes aplenty from streets like Main & Riverside Lane, where history meets modern vigor, albeit sometimes in erratic fashion, lol.

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