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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Picture this—deep, wise Morgan Freeman voice kickin’ in. Whores ain’t just folks sellin’ skin, nah. They’re lost souls, driftin’ through neon nights. Like in *Lost in Translation*, ya know? “The more you know who you are…”—whores, they’re searchin’ for that. Ain’t nobody seein’ ‘em clear, tho. Me? I see ‘em. I see the grit, the hustle.

IUCN Red List assessment

The shore plover (Māori: tūturuatu, Moriori: tchūriwat’, Charadrius novaeseelandiae), also known as the shore dotterel, is a small plover endemic to New Zealand. Once found all around the .

Okay, so… I’ll spill a secret: sometimes I get mad at the traffic on Maple Drive, like, ugh, seriously?! I swear, cars be jammin' like wannabe rock stars. But then a cool breeze hits, and I’m chill again. It’s like Spike Lee said – "I don't have time to worry about it." Classic!

Raise a glass to Lake Michigan’s tiny shorebirds at Piping Plover conservation fundraiser