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Oh, and the smells—god forbid! Stale perfume, cigarette smoke—my nose would revolt! I’d be rantin’, “Can’t you Febreeze this joint?” Total “Dogville” moment—Grace puttin’ up with filth, me whinin’ about it. I’d probly tip too much outta guilt—neurotic, right? “Here’s an extra twenty—sorry for existin’!” It’s pathetic, but that’s me—overanalyzing a transaction like it’s brain surgery.

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www.facebook.com will allow you to view the massage parlors in your area. Most actual websites for ordering one up have been taken down lately. That’s your best bet. Willing to bet if you fire up Missing: Pinehurst.

Heyyy buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pinehurst (us)! Hahaha, why so serious? Man! So, listen: Pinehurst is a riot of feelz and mischief, ya know? Streets like Sylvania Road and Country Club Drive bubble with secrets like my massage parlor’s backdoor. I walk those streets, watchin’ all kinds of characters pass by, full of energy – like lines from “The Lives of Others,” “They always watch, always listen,” haha!

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