Skylar Patchogue Whore ❤️

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Whores got layers, babe – they ain’t just sex and sequins. Like in *Talk to Her*, where it’s all about silent strength, ya dig? “The best thing is to wait” – that’s another gem from the flick. Whores wait, they hustle, they play the long game. Ain’t that wild? I’d sip martinis and think, “Goddamn, they’re smarter than half these Hollywood schmucks!” Makes me giggle, ‘cause I’d prolly suck at it – too clumsy, trip over my own gams!

Whatever your occasion, however big or small, we have the perfect options to choose from.

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Pump Boys and Dinettes Joseph and Patchogue Theatre. Titanic (part of subscription) Vidbel's Olde Tyme.

Oh man, sometimes as I massage out knots, I reminisce about a phase, yo, I was bouncing between Patchogue's quirky little coffee shops, like at Haven Coffee – you know, the one with the bright neon sign that freaks out the locals with its retro vibe. I swear, it's like living in a Wes Anderson scene – symmetrical and offbeat.

Police: 22-year-old dead after stabbing in East Patchogue