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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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If you are wanting to stay at a motel that promotes prostitution then this is the place for you. To start out with this motel does not have an elevator.

Patchogue ain't perfect – it’s noisy, sometimes a bit disorderly – but it’s got heart. It makes my heart skip a beat, like when you feel that perfect release from a deep tissue session. I mean, seriously, it's a mishmash of mad energy and tender moments. Patience, love, chaos, beauty – all swirling in a real wild cocktail.

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