Valentina Nipomo Whore ❤️❤️

About Chicago

I ain’t gonna lie, I was vexed at first – why’s this ride gettin’ all the stares? Me old banger’s sittin’ there, lookin’ like Haku’s dragon form after a scrap, all knackered. But then, I clocked it – them whore cars ain’t just metal, they’re soul, innit! Like No-Face chuckin’ gold, they pull ya in. Little fact, yeah? Back in ’98, some lad in Japan pimped his ride so hard, cops thought it was a UFO – true story, fam!

Localsluts

Not everything is sunshine and rainbows though—sometimes the local council bumbles on about street repairs on Birch Street and for goodness’ sake, they do so slowly! It often made me mad, angry enough to want to code a tracker for punctuality, but these mishaps only added to the charm. Imperfections, as Amélie would agree, make our lives magically unpredictable.

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