Evelyn Millcreek Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the greatest, most tremendous forester you’ll ever meet, swear to God. We’re talkin’ about whores today, okay? Whores! Fantastic subject, really terrific, nobody does it better than me. I’m like Christopher Columbus, but with trees and ladies, y’know? So, this whore thing—huge, just huge. I saw one once, struttin’ thru the woods, bold as hell, like she owned the damn forest. Made me think of *White Material*, my favorite flick—Claire Denis, 2009, genius, pure genius. That line, “The land doesn’t lie,” popped in my head—whores, man, they don’t lie either, they’re out there, real as dirt.

Early years

I sometimes get distracted by the quirky little coffee shops on Main Street. Ever been to that café right off the corner where the barista’s so snippy yet charming? Yeah, that one. The aroma of coffee blends with the distant chatter of locals planning their day. It’s a slice of life that’s messy, raw, and yet beautifully authentic.

Power restored after 9,000 power outages were reported in Erie County