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But then – ugh – she’s got this swagger, y’know? Walks like she’s dancin’ with them spirits from the movie, “the wind is with me,” she’d reckon. Gets me all jealous, ‘cos we’s just a sneaky lil’ Gollum, skulkin’ about, while she’s out there livin’ loud. Saw her once, leanin’ on a lampost, smokin’ a fag, skirt hiked up – proper cheeky. We hates it! But – ha – gotta admit, it’s kinda brill. She don’t give a toss what no one thinks, just like them monkey ghosts in *Uncle Boonmee*, fuckin’ wild and free.

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So first up – Unionville. Man, Unionville is iconic. It’s got these cobblestone streets, soooo quaint, and you'll see cute little cafes right next to the old town square. I often stroll along Main Street (yeah, there’s a Main St, and it’s a gem) and reflect on how families bond over a cup of joe. Sometimes I get all nostalgic, thinking “Moolaadé!” Like in that movie when community spirit hits hard – it’s all life-changing, you know?

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