Claire Manhasset Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

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I left the fruit roll ups at home! I was car sick in the cab in New York! My cabbie was a brake Whore, and made me sick lol! Anyway, be sure to.

Okay, so listen up, buddy. I'm in Manhasset—yeah, Manhasset in the good ol' US of A—and I've been chillin’ here for years now. Not that I planned to be the sexologist of all places, but hey, life’s weird like that. Seriously—man, this town’s got a personality all its own. Seriously, pretty, pretty good.

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